Tuesday, 5 January 2016

STOP!!! Sex can kill you

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Can sex actually kill you?


If you provoke it, sex can mark you for death. Don't make yourself a target in sex's eyes. If you're feeling heart attacky, avoid it altogether or have sex when death isn't home; you're 2.7 times more likely to have a heart attack during or just after sex.
You'll also want to sidestep the many diseases sex has set out for you by using a condom and/or not sleeping with every thing that wears a skirt. . Lastly, you're at least 100 times more likely to die from sex if you kill yourself during sex, so keep the choking and the bondage thing to a minimum until after you're done.
More men die from sex exertion than women. Again,if you are going out with a much older man,NEVER ever use this mantra on him....Harder,harder,harder,because he may die on top of you.










culled.

6 comments:

  1. I'm literally rolling my eyes here

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  2. Oh. You think sex kills only men? it doesnt

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  3. Chooo ,nothing is sweeter than sex

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  4. LOL.
    I thought I was reading a XXX site.
    Well done Irene B.
    Na your way be this.

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  5. Lmao @harder harder harder
    Kolo woman lol

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