Friday, 15 April 2016

Hurray!!A cheating Lover Detector Mattress is here



According to the manufacturers, the bed features a Lover Detection System with 24 ultrasonic sensors that create a 3D map of the mattress to show where there is greater pressure and what movement is taking place in real time.


The bed is designed in a way that it can detect cheating partners(who of course do "it" on that bed,right?)
Durmet spokesman Jose Antonio Muinos said: "We came up with the idea after we saw the figures on infidelity that said Spaniards were the most unfaithful in Europe.

"It is a concept that will bring peace of mind to men and women, not just during the night but also during the day while they are out at work and when the bed should not really be being used.
"On the outside it is just a normal looking and very comfortable mattress, but inside hides some cutting-edge technology.

"We think the mattress will do well internationally because it is the only one in the world that uses this technology and is designed specifically for the objective of catching cheating partners."
Customers can buy the mattress from the website with 'utmost confidentiality,which means you can install that mattress at home and your cheating lover will be doing his stuff without knowing you knows about everything going on.
According to extramarital affairs site Ashley Madison, people in Madrid are the most promiscuous people in Europe.


By the way,we need this mattress in Nigeria. FAST.

7 comments:

  1. The way you said hurray!! As if it's one great news. Lol wetin person no go see

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    1. Lol. The "catching" goes either way o. Men cheat,women cheat too

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  2. Ok now... It wld sell more in naija

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  3. Bullshit. They have to put detectors on the floor and bathroom

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    1. Nice suggestion. Bathroom ? Mmmmmm

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  4. Nigerians will still make it to malfunction.........cheating is lively for em

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