Tuesday, 20 December 2016

Christmas Bonanza;Nigerian prostitutes are offering discount on their services

A factional leader of the Nigeria Institute of Prostitutes(i just coined the name o) released this statement...

"We are announcing a reduction of prices for our peace-making service nationwide.

Beginning from December 20, price for short time goes for N500 while till-day-break is now N1,500.

“This promo is for only loyal customers who have been enjoying our services for more than three years now.”

Meanwhile, when the factional chairman of the group, Malam Felix Efoyo, later denied that the group was running any promo.

Promo? I don’t know what you are talking about. We have not made any announcement as far as this group is concerned. I urge everyone to disregard that message”,

Lol at Promo. N500?. Chaiii